At work I often complain bitterly about how The Man wants us to be a bunch of compliant robots.

In defiance, another robot and I are organizing an Underground Robot Revolution (URB). Resistance is currently taking shape in the form of idle IM conversations and writing “URB” on conference room whiteboards.

Our day will come.

You might think the acronym should be URR, but that’s just your limited human understanding.

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At this time, you may demonstrate your support by writing “URB” on whiteboards and other flat surfaces. Later there will be t-shirts, magnets, and mouse pads.

Please continue to monitor this frequency for news of The Revolution and further URB directives.